7/21/2009
Classic joke: the difference between elephants and birds.
Biology teacher in the classroom for students to discuss the difference between elephants and birds.
The first study said: "The elephants have long noses, birds have not."
The second student said: "The birds have wings, elephants have not."
The third student said loudly: "The biggest difference is that birds can riding on an elephant, but elephants can not riding on birds. "
Classic joke: Moss so many who to seduce.
Female rats suspected her husband was having other women. One day, she quietly followed it. Suddenly, her husband broke into a bush, and soon out of a hedgehog. Female rats gripped the hedgehog: "that not having other girlfreind, saying that! Useing so many mousse who to seduce?"
7/02/2009
6/22/2009
Jokes about doctors
Jokes about doctors 1:
every day,Oral doctors the most common saying is "open mouth!"
Once, An oral doctor to the station after work and found that car has to start slowly.
So he ran up hastily, patting the door shouting: "open mouth! open Mouth! Fast open mouth!"
Jokes about doctors 2:
A young man see the psychological doctor, "I and others can pay a friend, can you help me? You are fat pig!"
A: doctors, quick, my son swallowed a shaving blade.
B: Do not panic. I'll be right to. What do you do?
A: I use an electric shaver beard scratch.
Jokes about doctors 3:
Patients wake up after surgery, the surgeon told him, "I am afraid you have to do surgery, I lost the rubber gloves in your stomach. "
"If only this little thing, give me a quiet moment, I give you the money of gloves."
Jokes about doctors 4:
Doctors: I have a bad news and a very bad news.
Patients: first tell me the bad news.
Doctors: Your test results came out, you can only live 24 hours.
Patients: a 24-hour, too terrible, what's even worse than it? what is the Very bad news?
Doctors: From yesterday I have been looking for you. Read More......
6/19/2009
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