JOKES AND HUMOR

This morning, a mouse into a flower shop was a cat chasing rats found no way out, easy to pick up on the roses ready to resist a cat to see the shame down immediately, said: devil, too sudden. Read More......

"How do you love me?"

"As much as a dime."

"Only so that you?"

"Not a dime is a 'great' it?" Read More......

One day, old man, Wang bought from the market on a donkey. Led by a donkey in the way home,

There are two thieves to quietly keep up with a donkey led to untie the rope, set a thief in another

Neck, and then led by a donkey.

Back home, the old man looked back and Wang, donkeys disappeared, but the back is a set of young

People.

"I do the donkey." King old man asked, surprised.

"Is such a thing." Replied the thief. I do not filial parents put me into a fairy

A donkey, when you buy this kind of well-wishers me. Fairy brings me to become a person.

"Let's go!" Solution side of the rope old man, Wang said, "the father of the future can no longer filial

Mother, or else will be turned into a donkey's. "

The next day, Wang went to collect on old man, he accidentally discovered yesterday that the release

Donkey, a person is selling.

Wang old man went over his mouth in front of the long donkey ears saying: "Young man, this time can be

No one to save you! " Read More......

A person into an optical shop, complained that with his new glasses too tight, the first clip was very painful.

Attendant asked: whether there is a need to help him transfer the glasses a bit more latitude. Person A: No, I just want to help me massage your head. Read More......