JOKES AND HUMOR

Jokes about dating: the between of dating difference states woman


A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over anｄ make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.


IRISH WOMAN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk anｄ have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk anｄ have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk anｄ have sex.


ITALIAN WOMAN:

First Date: You take her to a play anｄ an expensive restaurant
Second Date: You meet her parents anｄ her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend


JEWISH WOMAN:

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her anｄ never get head again.


POLISH WOMAN:

First Date: You go to pick her up, anｄ she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant anｄ then again going home.
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.


CHINESE WOMAN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date anｄ you have already realized nothing is going to happen.


INDIAN WOMAN:

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.


BLACK WOMAN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: Your get to buy her anｄ her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!


LATIN WOMAN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
Second Date: She is pregnant
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend anｄ live happily ever after eating rice anｄ beans in the Bronx.