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Joke about lawyer:The right hand of crime


This was a theft. Defense counsel said: "The defendant only the right hand into the window to steal a few things only. His right hand does not mean the whole of his people, how can a right hand because of committing a crime and the punishment of a whole people?"


The judge a final decision: "justifiable defense of their views, will be accepted. Convicting the accused the right hand of one year in prison. Whether the defendant, together with the right hand and imprisonment, by his own decision."


The defendant lawyer to help quickly installed in the right arm on the wooden prosthetic hand to unload to the judges, only one hand and then pulled the defendant off.