JOKES AND HUMOR

Jokes about arabs:Immigration control

Name?
-Abdul Saiid Wahad.
Sex?
-Four times a week.
No, no - male, female?
-Male, female, sometimes camel.



Why are camels called "Ships of the Desert"?
Because they're full of Arab seamen


Jokes about arabs:Remaining as enemies
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I think I’ll go up and get a coke.”