JOKES AND HUMOR

Jokes about death:


OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class
OLD TELEpHONES never die, they just stop ringing
OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropy


OLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get punctured
OLD TRASH never dies, they just bury it
OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identities


OLD TROMBONISTS never die - they just slide away...
OLD TRUCK DRIVERS never die; they just get a new peterbilt
OLD TV SHOWS never die, they just get rerun on Nickelodeon


OLD TV SOAp STARS never die, they become pathetic
OLD GOAL UMpIRES never die, they just get flagged down -- umpires as in Australian Rules Football
OLD USENETTERS never die, they just become unresponsive


OLD VACATIONERS never die, they just don‘t come back
OLD VIOLINISTS never die - they just become unstrung.
OLD VOICEMAIL SYSTEMS never die, they just stop answering



Jokes about death 2:
A pair of lovers just awareness of the near, one night in the park date. Boys to girls, said: "I can kiss you?" Shy girl eyes closed.


Boys, girls did not see his speech, said: "You did not hear it?" Girls remain silent.
Angry little boy said: "You're deaf you?" Or to support the girls did not say anything, boys shouting angry to: "Are you dead?"