Jokes about blondes:

Jokes about blondes:
What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Did you hear about the blonde prisoner who was found in his cell with half a dozen bumps on his head?
He tried to hang himself with a bungee cord.
Jokes about blondes:
Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

How did the blonde moonwalk?
He got naked from the waist down and slid his butt along the floor.

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates?

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.
Jokes about blondes:
What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of.

A blonde's house is on fire when she pulls up to her residence in the country. From her cell phone, she calls the fire department in a panic. The dispatcher tells her to settle down; they need to know how to get to her house. The blonde replies, "Duh, in your big red fire truck."


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