Jokes about english language

Jokes about english language:A swear
  “If you refuse to marry me,”he swore,“I shall die.”She refused him.Sixty years later, he died.

Jokes about english language:2
It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness.
“So good of you to come, Mr.Jones,and where is your brother?”
“You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come,so we tossed up for it.”
“How nice!And so original, too! And you won?”
“No,” said the young man absently,“I lost.”

Jokes about english language:3
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"


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