Jokes about environment

Jokes about environment 1:
Xiao Ming riding one day his mother bought him the bike around in the yard playing.
Mom told him careful!
Xiao Ming riding the first lap, when told his mother: "Mom, you see I can not ride with his hands."
Xiao Ming riding the second lap, when told his mother: "Mom, you see I can not ride a foot."
Xiao Ming riding the third lap when told his mother: "Mom, you see I had no teeth!!"

Jokes about environment 2:
One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.

"Young man, I know what you're thinking," she said.
"And I know what you're thinking," replied Jimmy. "You're thinking that box has a bottom on it!"

Jokes about environment 3:Fishing
Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.

On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?"
"Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more."


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