JOKES AND HUMOR

Xiao Ming riding one day his mother bought him the bike around in the yard playing.
Mom told him careful!
Xiao Ming riding the first lap, when told his mother: "Mom, you see I can not ride with his hands."
Xiao Ming riding the second lap, when told his mother: "Mom, you see I can not ride a foot."
Xiao Ming riding the third lap when told his mother: "Mom, you see I had no teeth!!"

Jokes about environment 2:
One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.

"Young man, I know what you're thinking," she said.
"And I know what you're thinking," replied Jimmy. "You're thinking that box has a bottom on it!"

Jokes about environment 3:Fishing
Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.

On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?"
"Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more."