The joke about Animals!

The joke about Animals:Poor stray dogs

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The joke about Animals:Hungry monkeys.
Monkeys showed a man came to a bar, and bartender while he was chatting when the monkey went to a billiard ball on the table start to swallow the go.
"Hey! You how you monkeys? It had a ball!" In honor of the men shouted.
"I also can not prevent it," explained a man. "It's what to eat, see what I can not."
A few days later, the man also led to the bar monkeys. This time, the monkey grabbed from a plate peanuts, into the buttocks, the pull out and then up into his mouth to eat.
"It's doing?" Hospitality and asked in surprise.
"It's eat or what, but since the last eating billiards, eat it every time before you have the size of the suitability of measurement."

The joke about Animals:Have you seen a few of the beautiful women wearing trousers not?
Restaurant on the toilet of the flies the flies, said: "You all day long to stay in a place so foul, so here I am Shannon, over it!"
Toilet fly: "Good food does not work, did not you ever seen a few of the beautiful women wearing trousers?"

The joke about Animals:Smart parrot.
Personal bought a parrot, a civilized society of the term you want it, so every morning after it said: "Good morning." But this morning his spirit was not so good, when after a parrot said nothing, staring coldly parrot, he said, Hey, how are you now?


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