Jokes about china

Jokes about china 1:

Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.  
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What’’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Let’s hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.  
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.  
George: That’s what I’’m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China?  
Condi: Yes.   
George: I mean the fellow’s name.  
Condi: Hu.  

Jokes about china 2:
George: The guy in China.   
Condi: Hu.   
George: The new leader of China.  
Condi: Hu。   
George: The Chinese?  
Condi: Hu is leading China.  
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?   
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.  
George: Well,I’m asking you. Who is leading China?   
Condi: That’’s the man’s name.  
George: That’s whose name?   
Condi: Yes.  

Jokes about china 3:
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of   China?   
Condi: Yes sir.  
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.   
Condi: That’s correct.  
George: Then who is in China?  
Condi: Yes, sir.  
George: Yassir is in China?   
Condi: No, sir.   
George: Then who is?  
Condi: Yes, sir.   
George: Yassir?  
Condi: No, sir.   
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.   Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.  
Condi: Kofi?   

Jokes about china 4:
George: No, thanks.   
Condi: You want Kofi?  
George: No.  
Condi: You don’’t want Kofi.  
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.    Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.   
Condi: Kofi?   
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?   
Condi: Call who?  
George: Who is the guy at the U


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