JOKES AND HUMOR

Jokes about china 1:

Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. 　
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What’’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Let’s hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know. 　
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you. 　
George: That’s what I’’m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China? 　
Condi: Yes. 　　
George: I mean the fellow’s name. 　
Condi: Hu. 　


Jokes about china 2:
George: The guy in China. 　　
Condi: Hu. 　　
George: The new leader of China. 　
Condi: Hu。 　　
George: The Chinese? 　
Condi: Hu is leading China. 　
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for? 　　
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China. 　
George: Well,I’m asking you. Who is leading China? 　　
Condi: That’’s the man’s name. 　
George: That’s whose name? 　　
Condi: Yes. 　


Jokes about china 3:
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of 　　China? 　　
Condi: Yes sir. 　
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 　　
Condi: That’s correct. 　
George: Then who is in China? 　
Condi: Yes, sir. 　
George: Yassir is in China? 　　
Condi: No, sir. 　　
George: Then who is? 　
Condi: Yes, sir. 　　
George: Yassir? 　
Condi: No, sir. 　　
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. 　　Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows. 　
Condi: Kofi? 　　


Jokes about china 4:
George: No, thanks. 　　
Condi: You want Kofi? 　
George: No. 　
Condi: You don’’t want Kofi. 　
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 　　 Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 　　
Condi: Kofi? 　　
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call? 　　
Condi: Call who? 　
George: Who is the guy at the U