5/03/2009

Jokes about christmas



Jokes about christmas 1:
Male growth in three stages:
Believe that the existence of Santa Claus.
Do not believe in the existence of Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus


Jokes about christmas 2:
The arrival of Christmas. Judge asked the inmates feel good: "What you have done a bad thing ah?"
"I'm Christmas shopping early this year." Prisoners answered. "That's not bad incident," the judge said: "As early as in the end more than before ah?"
"Before the store opened." Prisoners replied


Jokes about christmas 3:
One day, Mother asked John : Do you believe that Santa Claus do?
John: ... ah ... do not believe that ... ...
Mom thought John really grown up. She asked again: Why do not you believe that Santa Claus do?
John thought for a while and said: because there has never been under the snow.

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